Slesse: What's up with that?
By Jim 
Lawyer
"What about the descent. Don't most people leave an extra car at 
the
descent trailhead?"
"Well, uh, yeah, but it's only 6 miles or so around the mountain back
to 
car. We can hike that easily in an evening...a few hours tops."
Resigned, Simon replied, "Well, we've come this far, might as well
have a 
look."
Our idea was to climb Mt. Slesse in the Skagat range of the North
Cascades 
mountains. By all accounts, Slesse contains all the
attributes of a great 
route. From a distance, the Northeast buttress
is an amazing sight-a 
perfectly formed ridge rising 6000 feet from the
adjacent valleys that 
separates the east and north faces of the
mountain. Perhaps "ridge" isn't 
quite right, more of an immense rib.
It rises out of an alpine basin with two 
cavernous glacial cirques on
either side-albeit small glaciers-but glaciers 
nonetheless. The
mountain itself stands as a massive square topped fortress 
among its
peers and, when seen from a distance, is the most prominent spire 
of
rock in the range.
Adding to its initial appeal are testimonials from a multitude of
sources: 
Beckey calls it "...one of the greatest rock pillars carved
by the forces of 
nature in western North Americas...." Steck and Roper
say "the ascent of this 
astonishingly beautiful buttress was one of
the most daring and sustained 
alpine climbs yet accomplished in the
Cascades" and "continuously enjoyable 
climbing all the way to the
summit." Ted Nelson and Peter Potterfield say 
"This route on Slesse
Mountain is truly a classic, one of the most 
challenging in the
range." Well, I for one can't pass that up.
It was not without note, however, that I noticed words such 
as
"intimidating", "challenging", "massive" and "rugged". What's up 
with
that?
"What do you think, Simon", I asked as we drove east on Canada Highway
1 
with a view towards the tooth-like summits off to the south.
"Well, we might as well have a look."
Fair enough. First on our agenda was finding a map. Our route beta 
was
slim-a photocopied section from the Beckey Bible, and Selected 
Climbs
in the Cascades-and we needed a map to match against 
these
descriptions. Apparently, the only store in Chilliwack that sells 
maps
is an RV outfitter. Fittingly, we were sold a giant bonus 
map
measuring four feet across and three feet high, the "bonus" being 
that
it includes much of the useless surrounding quadrangles. Examining 
the
map at the counter, I could just picture Simon and I hanging from 
some
cliff face unfolding this giant map, four square inches of which 
we
were interested in. It turned out to be a real winner of a map, as 
it
contained no logging roads or trails, and we never removed it from 
the
pack. I guess Canadians aren't into providing lots of details.
Provisions were our next stop in Chilliwack, an ample supply of which
we 
found at the Safeway just off Vedder Road. Focusing on weight, we
ended up 
with a few chewy fruit bars, some gummy fruit, a couple of
bagels, and some 
granola. At the checkout counter, it didn't look like
much, nor did it look 
tasty, but it's only two days, right?
Then off we went to the crag.
Driving out Chilliwack River Road, Simon pulled the route description
from 
Nelson's book and started reading.
"Hang on! This 'six miles' looks more like ten. Looks like you forgot
to 
figure in the distance on the main road."
"Ten miles isn't so bad, just a late night, that's all. We've done
that 
before", I said optimistically. Keenness is something I'm quite
known 
for.
A few minutes later, Simon exclaims, "Hang on! After you add up 
these
incremental distances, it's more like twelve miles." Being 
the
physicist, Simon's good with numbers, so who was I to argue.
"Ten miles, twelve miles, what's the difference?" I asked.
"Uh...Jim, it's more like 16 miles. I've just added it all up and
that's a 
bloody long way."
"Whoops.", was all I could muster.
Strangely enough, Simon didn't ask me to stop the car and, by this
time, 
we were more than half way to the trailhead. I suppose he
thought that, after 
descending the mountain, he would just sit there
while I sorted out the car. 
After all, it was my idea, right?
What's up with that? There's no way I was going to walk 16 miles after
a 
day's climbing. Recently, I had hiked 17 miles in the Adirondacks
with some 
friends and have been limping ever since. Six miles, ok. Ten
miles, that may 
be pushing it. But 16 miles? No way, man.
I slammed on the brakes and turned the car around.
Options. On the way back to Chilliwack we considered our options:
renting 
a car, hiring a taxi, hitch-hiking, hiring the helicopter
mentioned in the 
guidebook, rappelling the route, or descending over
Crossover Peak back to 
the base of the buttress. Most people leave a
bike at the base of the 
descent, we didn't have a bike; clearly, this
is the ideal option (clearly, 
we weren't thinking properly). Once back
in Chilliwack, we found our way to 
the nearest Zellers, which was just
about the only store open at 8:30 in the 
evening, and purchased the
cheapest bike they had - a child's mountain bike 
with deflated tires
for about $119.00 Canadian. The sales person said that 
her
thirty-year-old son still rode on the same bike, and, we could 
always
raise the seat up. We were convinced.
We raised the seat, purchased a wrench-set so that we could remove 
the
tires (a quick release mechanism probably costs as much as the 
bike),
inflated the tires, and away we were.
"You know, Jim, this is obsessive."
"What's your point?"
We drove the car back towards the trailhead in growing silence.
Perhaps it 
was the late hour, but, for me, there was an increasing
sense that we were 
getting into something over our heads. I was
definitely apprehensive.
We found Slesse Creek Road after backtracking and realizing that all
the 
mileage distances in the guidebook were bogus. Slesse Creek Road
is a logging 
road; I had read on the Web that this road was recently
regraded, so I 
thought it would "go" without a hitch. Think again. The
road contained 
numerous dips-or, rather, ditches-to accommodate stream
crossings. These dips 
were gentle at first, giving us confidence to
continue, but quickly became 
more abrupt. The worst part was the
considerable scraping on the underside of 
the car near the gas tank
and muffler.
"Uh, that one was pretty bad, Jim. You better slow down a bit or 
we'll
lose the bumper."
I slowed, but that simply prolonged the scraping noises, making me
grit my 
teeth until my jaw ached. One section had a dozen of these
dips, one after 
the other, which we crawled by at a snail's pace,
scraping the underside of 
the rental on each one.
"The guidebook doesn't mention crappy roads, does it?" I asked.
"What's up 
with that?"
Clearly logging roads in Canada are made for more robust vehicles,
which 
was confirmed when we came across another rental vehicle parked
near the edge 
of the road at a particularly heinous section. We jumped
out and examined the 
other car; the interior was empty except for a
copy of the Beckey Bible 
riding shotgun. Jackpot! With this evidence,
combined with some climbing tape 
on a stick (a cheater stick?) that we
found nearby, we decided we must be 
near the Slesse Creek descent
trail, although it didn't look much like a 
landmark. In fact, we
barely had room to turn the car around. We stashed the 
bike anyway,
along with our new wrenches in case we had bike trouble. 
Always
thinking ahead.
We made our way back to the main road in the dark now and turned right
in 
search for the next logging road that would take us in to the start
of the 
approach on the east side of the mountain. By the patches of
rubber on the 
road, it appears as if everyone misses the right turn
onto Nesakwatch Creek 
Road-probably the bogus odometer readings again.
According to the guide, we 
were supposed to drive until we reach a
gate, park, then start the approach. 
At the second open gate (with no
parking area and no marking of any kind), we 
parked and scoped out the
area by headlamp. Beckey writes that the approach 
follows a logging
road for five minutes and then crosses a "decadent bridge". 
A
"decadent" bridge? What's up with that? Anyway, we hiked for under 
a
minute and then crossed a huge log bridge. Jackpot!
We set up a tent, then began packing for the next morning. Sue
Harrington 
told me about her 1993 adventure on Slesse. She said, "We
spent a few days on 
the route, traveled light."
"So, no tent, right? What about packs?" I guess I'm pretty naive 
about
routes that require more than one day.
"Yeah, no tent, just a bivy sack. We only carried one pack so the
leader 
could climb unencumbered."
Sounds reasonable, I thought. So, Simon and I sorted our food, 
rack,
approach shoes, six quarts of water (enough for two days), bivy 
sacks,
water proof jackets and pants, and various other items.
"Simon, you have the second 9 mil rope, right?"
"Uh, no. I thought you had it."
What's up with that?
In our haste, we had only a single 9 mm rope, which is 
completely
inadequate for a route of this size and commitment. What if we 
have to
rappel? Luckily, Simon had packed a 10.5 as a spare, so we decided 
to
use this rope for leading and carry the 9 mm-an extra 8 pounds for 
the
poor sole that wasn't leading.
With the additional bulk, we decided to carry two packs: a small 
light
pack for the leader and a heavy burdensome pack for the second, 
then
swap leads and trade packs at each belay. The impracticality of 
this
maneuver was lost in our optimism. So much for Sue's advice, 
although,
to be fair, we probably couldn't have squeezed our gear into 
anything
less unless we decided to share a bivy sack, and I wasn't going to 
be
the one to suggest it. When it was all packed, we were each 
carrying
between 30 and 40 pounds. Water is heavy!
Sleep was difficult that night. I kept waking up freezing cold, 
but
covered in sweat. An anxiety attack? I've never had one, so I 
don't
know for sure, but I definitely had the sinking feeling that I 
was
getting into something over my head.
"Simon, what do you think? Should we bag it?" I asked at one point
about 
3:00 AM.
"Well, we've come this far, might as well have a look."
Why am I always with Simon when I feel like I'm in something over my
head? 
The last time I felt this way was on Diablo's Path on the
Outrage wall at 
Potrero Chico in Mexico during a mid-winter holiday.
Tucked in amongst the 
5.13s is this nice 6-pitch 5.11+ route that
overhangs from bottom to top.
"Simon, do you get the feeling we don't belong here" I remember saying
on 
the second pitch. "Some of these bolt hangers still have price
tags."
"Well, we've come this far, we might as well have a look."
The next morning at first light, we started up the logging road on 
the
approach to Slesse. Things went ok until we decided to take the 
short
cut up the 600' dirty gully. This thing was quite steep in 
places,
with large rocks and boulders literally stuck into the mud. We 
made
short work of it and arrived at the scenic overlook ahead of 
schedule.
From the scenic overlook, you can see the vertical relief of the 
route
from bottom to top. It looks awesome. You can easily see all of 
the
lower basin, the steep slopes that lead to the cirque containing 
the
infamous "pocket glacier" the bypass variation, and the 
buttress
itself. Here, there is a large plaque in remembrance of the 62 
victims
of the TCA North Star crash that occurred in 1956. The plaque 
says
that the mountain is a national "grave site" since the bodies 
were
never recovered.
Bodies not recovered? What's up with that?
As a grave site, the mountain is protected against logging. Since all
the 
other mountains within sight have huge swaths of clearcut, I guess
this is 
really a good thing. Hmmm.
Making good time, we headed off into the lower basin. The guidebook
says 
to "descend into the left side of the objective basin. Continue
on talus and 
moraine under the flanking ridge slope to a deep gully on
the upper left 
side." Easy enough. Well, we hiked along the basin,
passing a few laughably 
inaccessible gullies to the first one that
looked only mildly ludicrous, but 
climbable, and headed up. Initially,
the rock was clean and peppered with 
square cuts, but gradually
steepened to near vertical when, coincidentally, 
the square cuts
disappeared and the rock became dirty and loose. What's up 
with that?
Scaring myself silly (and still in my sneakers), I topped out 
and
threw a rope down to Simon, who could barely tie on with a 
single
hand. Whew.
The excitement of having gained some height was short lived when 
we
realized that we just climbed a gully separating a rock tower from 
the
real gully-a gently sloped gully just behind. I guess we should 
have
photocopied the area map! Idiots.
So, we headed up the gently sloped gully for 1000' or so, until 
we
realized that this was the wrong gully as well and that we were 
now
separated from the pocket glacier cirque by about three 
deep
uncrossable ravines. So, we descended back to the lower basin in 
hopes
of finding the correct gully.
After some exploration, we discovered that there were no 
additional
gullies and that we were probably correct after all. Instead 
of
retracing our steps, we decided to attack the cirque by climbing 
a
buttress directly beneath it. It was at about this time that 
I
discovered that I lost the Beckey route topo.
"Simon, I think I lost the route topo."
He seemed surprisingly unaffected. "We still have that other one,
right?" 
referring to the one from Nelson's book.
"Yeah, but it has, like, half the detail" I replied feeling stupid.
As it turned out, examining the guidebook after having climbed the
route, 
we could only identify about three of the fifty or so landmarks
on the Beckey 
topo. It's almost as if we climbed a completely
different mountain.
The buttress directly below the pocket glacier is as dangerous as 
it
sounds. The pocket glacier is not really a glacier, but an immense
pile 
of ice that accumulates every winter, the sloughs off during the
summer. 
Being about 90 degrees, we were anticipating that some of
these giant ice 
cubes would come tumbling down over the slabs, just
like they were on all the 
other glaciers in sight. So, we made short
work of that buttress, climbing a 
couple of rock pitches and 4th class
slabs in about an hour before the sun 
made its way to the upper part
of the cirque.
By now, the heat was oppressive. We stopped often to drink, 
always
refilling our bottles in case that was the last water. We 
climbed
easily now on gentle slabs up to the pocket glacier cirque, 
stopping
often to gaze up the 3000' east face and buttress to the right. 
The
gendarme on which we intended to bivy seemed absolutely 
beyond
possibility, not only was it ridiculously high up, but it 
was
cantilevered over the east face-quite impressive.
After a while, the broken slabby area gave way to a large, 
unbroken,
featureless, slab, about 600 feet long and polished like a 
tombstone,
on top of which were sitting giant ice cubes-remnants of the 
pocket
glacier-now receiving direct sun. We decided to change into 
rock
shoes, as a slip from here would start one tumbling out of 
control
over some cliffs below. About 40' up, Simon does exactly that; 
he
slips and rides down the slab on the palms of his hands, landing on 
a
small outcropping of boulders at the bottom. The entire event took 
no
more than five seconds. Luckily, Simon was unhurt except for 
some
bloody patches on the palms of his hands, which we cleverly 
bandaged
with climbing tape (the sticky goo on the back has 
medicinal
properties, right?)
Clearly, ascending the slab wasn't going to be as easy as it looked,
as it 
was covered with a fine film of dirt; after all, this stuff is
usually under 
a glacier, right? After some experimentation, I found
that I could clear a 
circular patch of dirt from the slab with my
hands, then place a foot there 
and maintain reasonable cohesion. Under
threat from the ice cubes above, we 
slowly made our way up the slab.
Where the angle lessened, we literally ran 
up. There was no reversing
this featureless slab, adding to the feeling of 
commitment.
Five hours. It was supposed to take four hours, but with all the
messing 
about, it took five hours to get to the base of the route,
which was now 
completely in the sun. At the top of the slab (where it
meets the east face 
of Slesse) begins the Bypass Variation-a four
pitch variation that avoids the 
first 6 pitches of the buttress
proper. From far away, the Bypass Variation 
looks like nothing more
than a few plants growing directly out of the east 
face. However, from
our new position at the top of the slab, it's really a 
narrow
traversing ledge that breaks the east face, providing 
convenient
access to the buttress. We pulled out the rope to prepare for 
swapping
leads.
"What are you tied into?" I asked starting off on the first pitch.
"To be honest, just some resident slings and stuff." Leaning over to
get a 
closer look, he adds, "Don't ask."
And so it went. We climbed mostly loose rubble interspersed with
pockets 
of turf containing conveniently hacked-out foot placements.
The climbing 
wasn't particularly pleasant, but we weren't expecting
much. Lots of 
boulders, trees, turf, and a few one-move 5th class
sections. After about 
five or six pitches of this stuff, we stopped to
eat lunch. As it was, we had 
just reached the crest of the buttress
and we only (!) had ten pitches to go 
until the bivy ledges.
"I'm parched. Hand me the water." Simon takes a quick swig.
"That's all until dinner. We have to ration." I said with some
authority 
since I carried it.
We had barely started and already we were parched. We tried eating
bagels, 
but couldn't muster enough saliva to swallow them. We settled
on fruit bars 
as they contained just enough moisture for proper
mastication.
Not wanting to waste valuable time, we continued, passing a few
exposed 
sections and a large gendarme to the "5.7 runout section",
which is given 
about one millimeter of detail on the topo. Good thing
it's Simon's lead.
"The topo shows it going slightly left, then back right", I yelled up
to 
Simon who was now about 75' off route to the left. After putting in
an Alien 
for protection, he decides he's off route as well, then gets
the Alien 
permanently stuck during the downclimb.
"I'll get you a new one," he yells down. I say nothing, just wishing
he'd 
get on with it. How hard can it be; it's only 5.7!
He retreats back to the ridge crest, then starts laybacking for 50
feet up 
a steep slab with no gear. With the giant pack, he looks like
he'll peel at 
any moment. He can't ride this one out on his
palms...maybe the pack will 
break his fall. I can't watch.
He ties off a pinch between two rocks and runs it out up to the 
belay
tree. Following, I begin to appreciate the seriousness of 
alpine
climbing. I can't say I'm addicted yet.
Grabbing the gear, I head up to the "short steep 5.8 crack" according
to 
the topo. There's about six of them, all parallel, all of which
look about 
5.8 in difficulty. Picking the leftmost one, I run it out
until the climbing 
gets hard, then use my nut tool to excavate a crack
for a nut. The climbing 
gets harder, so I delicately reverse the
moves, then head rightwards to the 
next crack. The next crack
overhangs, and I waste many minutes getting in 
decent protection,
pumping my arms due to the weight of the pack. Testing out 
the moves,
I decide that, since the moves are way harder than 5.8, it must be 
the
next crack. If getting lost is called "route finding", then I'm 
doing
a good job route finding. The next crack went without a hitch; 
the
climbing was actually clean and fun-for about 20 feet-then turns 
back
to the usual dirty 4th class stuff we've been climbing for so 
many
pitches.
Due to the late hour, we decide to take the "North Side Traverse", a
five 
pitch variation that, fittingly, heads out onto the north face of
Slesse, 
thereby avoiding the steep bits on the crest of the ridge. We
really had no 
idea where we were or where this traverse started (the
mysterious "sandy 
ledges" according to the guide book), but, feeling
lucky, Simon heads out 
onto the north face anyway. He traverses a full
200 feet with, maybe, two 
pieces of gear. I join him quickly and avoid
the usual examination of his 
"belay".
"To be quite honest, this is the most serious route I've ever been
on." 
Simon says as he hands me the gear. (He always says, "to be
honest"; when he 
really means it, he adds the "quite".)
I nod in agreement while looking up into a sea of rock. "Where the
hell do 
you think it goes?" I asked. It's a stupid question really,
and it went 
unanswered. We didn't say much after that, but rather
focused ourselves on 
the climbing. We swapped pitch after pitch of
consistent 5.7 rock, which 
would have been enjoyable if it wasn't
loose, dirty, wet, and unprotected. It 
seemed that the higher we went
on the north face, the more loose and wet the 
climbing became.
At the top of the fourth pitch on the north face, I set up a belay
using 
two small nuts in a dirty crack. I brought Simon up and handed
him the gear, 
thankful for the brief rest. The sun had long since
passed over the ridge and 
I was soon shivering in the shade. Simon
first traversed out right, fiddled 
with some gear, then retreated and
tried going up and slightly left. Finding 
that impassable, he tried
straight up, then back over to the right again 
where he started. Simon
was getting good at "route finding" too; perhaps 
we'll both be
experts.
Eventually, he settled on traversing left about 50 feet with no 
gear.
Reaching up, he pulled off a large block and stood there holding it 
in
his left hand. What's up with that?
"What should I do with this?" he yelled over. Another rhetorical
question. 
He tossed it off, making sure to clear the rope; it hit a
ledge, then I 
counted the seconds until I heard it hit again a few
thousand feet lower, at 
which point it shattered, then sprayed bits
out onto a lower glacier. For 
some reason, things seem scarier when
stuff starts dropping.
"How's it going up there?" I asked, which, as anyone who's climbed
with me 
will affirm, means "Hurry up!" Simon mumbled some
unintelligible 
British-speak from high above, then pulled on the rope
a little, which was 
probably his way of tricking me into thinking that
actual progress was being 
made when, in fact, none was. By the time I
heard the word "Safe!" from up 
above, I was shaking with cold.
I raced up the pitch as fast as I could trying to warm my hands and,
in my 
haste, didn't notice the toilet paper until I was actually upon
it. 
Apparently Simon had found the ideal spot, right below a toilet
(what's up 
with that?), which was a good sign that we were nearing the
objective bivy 
ledges. Without breaking stride, I continued slightly
up and leftwards I full 
rope pitch to the top of a large gendarme with
the bivy ledges. I quickly 
brought Simon up.
"Bloody hard work, that." Simon said has he approached the ledges. 
Our
"route finding" paid off (for once), landing us on one of the 
most
splendid bivy sites imaginable. It wasn't necessarily flat, but 
rather
in the most outrageous position. On the left, the ledge overhangs 
the
sheer east wall of Slesse; peeking over the edge on my stomach, 
I
could see down a few thousand feet to the pocket glacier, which 
looked
more like an unimportant snow patch from this height. On the 
right
side, we could easily pick out the North Rib-a striking rib 
that
parallels the Northeast Buttress for nearly its entire 
length-beyond
which we could see the eastern faces of Crossover peak and 
other
smaller summits. Looking directly down the buttress itself, we 
could
see our entire route all the way to the lower basin.
Above the bivy ledges, the upper part of the route was cleaner, 
well
defined, and squared off like a fortress; here, the buttress 
widens
and merges with the north face. It looked like about four pitches 
of
climbing, which, because of foreshortening, turned out to be more 
like
14.
The bivy ledge projects outwards from the buttress enough to catch 
the
last remnants of the sun before it dips beyond the western 
horizon.
Basking in the warmth of the setting sun, we set about the 
important
task of rehydrating, a difficult proposition given only a quart 
of
water to split between us. We had four additional quarts, but we had
to 
save these for breakfast, tomorrow's climbing, and the descent. We
ate most 
of our remaining fruit bars.
We put on all our clothes and climbed into the bivy sacks to watch 
the
setting sun, relaxing for the first time in two days. My anxiety 
about
the route drained away with the diminishing sun. We laid 
awake,
enjoying the absolute silence-no other people, no wind, no 
animals,
just the occasional thunder from the glacial icefall thousands of 
feet
below. I'm always surprised how my perspective changes after a 
climb;
actually, it's more like selective recall where all of the 
bad
memories are repressed. Earlier, I was ready to retire from 
climbing
(I actually said this, much to my demise, as I am constantly 
reminded
about it now); already, having not yet even finished this climb, I 
was
thinking of new alpine routes to be climbed.
What's up with that?
Before retiring, we decided to split an additional quart of water. 
It
disappeared in about 30 seconds; afterwards, we were still thirsty.
The night was not completely unpleasant, the worse part being 
the
discomfort of laying on rock all night. By morning, we were ready 
to
get moving. The only night casualty was Simon's new glacier 
goggles,
which were chewed apart by nefarious rodents during the night. 
Rodents
on a cliff face? What's up with that? I later read these were 
most
likely bushy tailed woodrats.
We redistributed the weight in the two packs as planned, with the
follower 
carrying the heavier pack. At first light, Simon sped up the
first pitch. 
Initially, we were committed to following the route topo
exactly, but that 
plan dissolved when we couldn't find any landmarks.
We continually wandered 
around the ridge crest, never really knowing
where we were. Everything felt 
about 5.7, even the 4th class sections.
Our plan was that, to save time, Simon would lead up to the 5.9 
pitch
(about 6 pitches), at which point we would switch and I would lead 
the
remainder to the summit. We never really found a 5.9 pitch, but we 
did
see a bolt off to the right at one point.
Guidebooks describe the upper buttress of Slesse as "the magnificent
final 
pitches", "the real reason for doing the climb", "exposed and
sustained", and 
"continuously enjoyable climbing". Hmmm. I was
thinking of phrases more like 
"a giant choss heap" or "an exposed pile
of choss"; it was certainly better 
than the choss heap we climbed
yesterday. If you gauge a climb by the quality 
of the rock, then this
was, without question, a "no star" climb; however, if 
you judge
against position, exposure, or directness of the line, then this 
climb
is unequaled.
At about 11:30 AM, we arrived at a good ledge below what appeared to
be 
the final two pitches below the Summit. "We're home free now!" I
said 
confidently. We decided to get off the route as quickly as
possible and opted 
for the East Side Traverse which, like the name
says, traverses some ledges 
above the east face to a gully, then
climbs the gully for two pitches to the 
summit. Big mistake, as this
happened to be the loosest and dirtiest section 
of the climb so far,
but it did get us to the summit quickly, although a bit 
scary.
At 1:00 PM, we reached the narrow ridge of rock known as the summit 
of
Slesse Mountain. There were a few other climbers there, just 
having
completed the West Face which was the route we intended to descend, 
so
we prodded them for information. We changed into our sneakers, had 
a
quick sip of water and a fruit bar to celebrate, took a few 
pictures,
then quickly headed off to the descent ahead of the others. 
"We're
home free now." I said. I actually think Simon agreed at this 
point.
After traversing and downclimbing a short distance, we rappelled down
to a 
gully between the main face and giant gendarme. From there, we
scrambled down 
a few hundred feet, then headed out rightwards beneath
the west face-doing 
some pretty scary 5th class traversing in the
process-after which we did 
another rappel, some more traversing, a few
more rappels, finally reaching a 
large gully in the ridge between
Slesse and one of its northern neighbors. 
From here, we put the ropes
away and headed down the loose gully.
"Looks like, from the bottom of this gully, we're home free." I said
to 
Simon with some encouragement. To the uninformed, this was indeed
the case, 
as one can see the descent for quite a distance as it
traverses an easy talus 
slope, then descends a ridge to some open bald
slopes below. We couldn't see 
the 5000' descent beyond.
Now in obnoxiously direct sun, we attacked the descent with 
gusto,
motivated by eventual rehydration. We made short work of the 
talus
slope and ridge beyond, pausing only to take a quick photo of the 
west
fact of Slesse. Shortly beyond the open bald slopes, things 
fell
apart. The slopes beyond are extremely steep and covered with 
gravel.
For consistency, we immediately got lost (from the numerous 
false
paths, so does everyone else). The guide indicates that we 
should
descend until picking up the Slesse Creek Trail; fair dues, but 
where
the hell is it? We descended back and forth until we finally picked 
up
a trail of orange tape. Expecting "many steep switchbacks" according
to 
the guide, we were disappointed to find the most heinously steep
trail on 
earth, or so we thought at the time. Straight down with no
switchbacks. 
What's up with that?
For two hours, we racked our knees, blistered our feet, and 
complained
incessantly. We were so dehydrated that our lips cracked and 
tongues
swelled; we were beyond sweating, as there wasn't enough water in 
our
bodies. To protect my knees, I found I had to bend over at the 
waist
and take little steps, more or less sliding my feet down the 
path,
which, by this time had developed numerous blisters, which I 
wrapped
in climbing tape. We gauged our descent by comparing our 
elevation
with the mountains on the other side of the valley, we lost 
elevation
with painful slowness.
Someone told me that some "friends" had rappelled the descent trail.
That 
was most likely an exaggeration (probably an urban legend),
although not a 
bad indication of its grade. There were no breaks in
the descent, no flat 
sections or logs to rest on. It goes without
saying that we fell often.
Then, without much warning, the trail spit us onto the logging road at
its 
base with a stream nearby. We filled our water bottles and popped
in a few 
iodine tablets, wishing we could drink immediately. As it
turned out, we 
didn't wait long enough for the tablets to dissolve and
drank it anyway. Two 
quarts each, and still not enough.
"Now we're really home free!" I said again, with optimism. Simon
looked 
comatose. Really, I thought we had just a mile or so to go
before reaching 
the bike. To Simon's credit, he didn't complain until
the third or fourth 
mile. By 7:00 PM, we reached the bike and, just as
expected, Simon sat down 
and didn't move while I sorted out the bike,
and, eventually, the car.
"I'll see you in an hour." I said as I started off on the bike. The
first 
mile on the bike was ok, mostly downhill. In fact, the first 6
miles went 
without a hitch; I only stopped once to repair the brakes.
I reached the main 
road in no time flag and started the long grind
towards Nesakwatch Creek 
Road. Since this was a kid's bike, my legs
quickly cramped and my thirst 
returned with a vengeance. As I neared
the turnoff, I pulled into a 
campground and seriously considered
trading the bike for a ride to the rental 
car. Certainly, thumbing a
ride would have been easier, but, in the end, I 
decided to complete
the adventure in good style.
For the last few miles, due to cramps, I couldn't pedal uphill;
instead, I 
was forced to dismount and walk the bike uphill. It didn't
help that my brake 
repairs caused the brakes to rub and that the tires
had somewhat deflated. 
After two hours, I reached the car. In
character with my obsessive nature, I 
wanted to retrieve Simon before
the other climbers caught up. So I quickly 
packed the bike into the
backseat and drove back, the distance which was 17.1 
miles according
to the odometer. As it turned out, the other climbers arrived 
just
after I reached Simon.
"You know, we could have just taken a nap here and waited for the
others." 
Simon said, which is, in fact, exactly what he had done. I
tried to explain 
how my sacrifice had preserved our adventure, that
taking the easy way would 
have been in contrast to our entire
experience. I think we were both to tired 
to care.
So much for our adventure on Slesse Mountain. After returning home, I
did 
a little reading about the route, something that I should have
done 
beforehand. I read about Alan Kearny returning three times to the
north side 
of Slesse, about Beckey's adventures on the first ascent,
and about the other 
routes on the north side put up by well known
names such of Jeff Lowe and 
Greg Child. Consensus had it-and I have to
agree-that the Northeast Buttress 
of Slesse Mountain it is truly a
classic. How quickly one forgets.
What's up with that?